cabin3tman:

blindstargazer:

cabin3tman:

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

definitelynotcool:

rufiohswithmilk:

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“ 

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

mjalti:

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

institute-for-thermal-research:

institute-for-thermal-research:

I don’t know how to make friends offline

The first draft of this post was “how do I make friends in the prime material plane” which should indicate why I have trouble making friends

dustycats:

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok